Wow, that is pretty positive thinking,
Sgt. Oddball would probably love to have you on his tank.
To be honest, you are the first person here in Taiwan to tell me about metaphors when it comes to text processing.
You are not accidentally a Mac user? Because Apple comes probably closest to your ideal, Windows (and also my beloved Linux) still have a long way to go. But even on a Mac you need to learn, if you want to use it properly. Have you ever tried to make a screenshot on OS X?
Actually, I don't really care what people do at home with their computers, that is their private decision. But if you have to use a computer at work, then we are talking about a completely different story. (And I think we can agree that most people, including the "ordinary" ones,
are using a computer at work?)
In that case, the computer is part of your job description and you have the obligation to learn whatever is needed to be able to do that part of your job properly. (Except, of course, someone does not care about his job and prefers to let other people do his work. I had/have my share of such fellows...)
Unfortunately, my experiences in the Real World(TM) are slightly different from your positive thoughts. Most times it is very simple: Everyone is using a computer, so I have to use one too. But I don't want to "waste" time to learn anything about that machine, I only want to use it.
A phrase I often hear from such people is "It works here for me, I don't know why others have problems with that document, I didn't know they can't use a computer." when in fact, the one who does not know how to use a computer is right that person...
I don't know about your experiences, but some of my gray hair comes from situations like this: Someone followed your metaphor and created a "nice" document. There is some text, a few images, a few lines are connecting parts of the text with images or parts of them. Everything looks just fine, so the boss thanks him. A while later your boss decides that you (not the original "creator") should make a few "minor" modifications to that file - and all hell breaks loose.
As soon as you make just a tiny modification to that file, everything crumbles to a chaos, nothing is where it is supposed to be and you have no idea which line should connect from where to where.
This happens if people never cared to learn text processing and only check if "it works for me", while the rest of the world may go to hell. No matter what kind of job one does, he/she should do it properly. Or would you like it if your dentist tells you next time "Hey, I have a great new device here, really expensive. I never used it before and didn't care to read the manual, but if you don't mind, I would like to try it on you now."
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"I am at a rough estimate, thirty billion times more intelligent than you. Let me give you an example. Think of a number, any number."
"Er, five."
"Wrong! You see?"
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